Saturday, July 02, 2005

Looking Back: The WWE Draft - Part Two of Three

Yesterday we took a quick look at the 2004 WWE draft. Today, I’ll be examining what the WWE was trying to achieve in the draft, and whether they succeeded or not, and looking at how the individual wrestlers fared over the last year or so.

Let’s take a look at where each of the wrestlers is now, and give a brief recap of their last year.

RAW:

Shelton Benjamin: Feuded with Evolution for months until he hurt his hand in a match with Garrison Cade. Eventually won the IC Title and held it for 8 months, losing it to Carlito Caribbean Cool (a 2005 draft pick). As of right now, Shelton is on the cusp of being a main-eventer on RAW. He still needs work on his mic skills, but his in-ring ability and charisma are undeniable. As bizarre as this sounds, he was pushed far better prior to winning the IC belt, and hopefully his loss of it to Carlito will result in his being pushed to the moon once again.

Nidia: She did very well for herself on Smackdown, where her in-ring abilities (while not stellar) helped her stand out from the cheesecake divas. RAW, however, was a different story. At the time, the Women’s Division was quite healthy and Nidia simply got lost in the shuffle.

Rhyno: Another wrestler that simply got lost in the shuffle. WWE never put his “hoss” talents to any kind of real use, and he was a perennial Heat wrestler for months. He was put into a tag team with Tajiri for a time, but eventually a nasty fight with his wife in a hotel lobby prompted WWE to let him go.

Edge: Edge was brought back in after months of injury as a smarmy main-event babyface, which the fans simply weren’t buying. Eventually WWE saw the writing on the wall and turned him heel, which he used to great effect. Since then he’s won a stipulation match that will allow him to wrestle for the title whenever he chooses, and feuded with Kane over Lita in a “real-life turned wrestling” storyline. Edge is a solid main-eventer on RAW.

Tajiri: Ever popular with fans, Tajiri has been used relatively well. He never “disappeared” like Nidia and Rhyno seemed to do and was eventually made a tag team champion with William Regal.

Paul Heyman: Character-wise he quit WWE briefly, but rapidly made his return to Smackdown as a “VIP Guest”. He managed Heidenreich for a while, but has been used sparingly. In the last year his biggest “push” has been as what he was, Commander-in-Chief of ECW.

A-Train: Worked only two matches on television, one on Heat (loss to Val Venis) and one on Raw (loss to Chris Jericho). Completely wasted by and eventually released.

Chuck Palumbo: Became a perennial wrestler on Heat for a time, and was one of the 15 candidates for the IC Title match at Taboo Tuesday but was eventually released by WWE.

So, RAW got one solid mid-carder and two main-eventers out of the lottery.

Smackdown:

Rene Dupree: Was brought in with a similar gimmick (stuffy Frenchman) and immediately began a feud with rising-star US Champion John Cena. He had his own interview segment for a while. Unlike Shelton Benjamin, he was never really able to get over and eventually settled into a role as a mid-carder. These days he’s using a much exaggerated version of his Frenchman gimmick and has been traded back to RAW.

Mark Jindrak: Jindrak initially was Teddy Long’s protégé, in a complete ripoff of Lex Luger’s “Narcissist” gimmick. Eventually he became a part of the second version of Team Angle. These days he’s a midcarder but has very little chance of ever advancing beyond that.

Triple H: Was traded back to RAW immediately, and remains the premiere heel on RAW. No description really necessary methinks.

Rob van Dam: Feuded with Booker T, his former tag partner, upon arrival on Smackdown. He was actively involved in the US Title scene, but never actually won it. He eventually won the tag titles with Rey Misterio until he was injured and dropped the tag titles to the Bashams. Van Dam was always a solid upper midcarder on the roster, but was never really pushed to the levels he could achieve, given his popularity.

Theodore Long: Became the manager of Mark Jindrak during Jindrak’s “Narcissist” gimmick. Eventually became the GM of Smackdown, a position he retains today.

Spike Dudley: Spike initially feuded with Chavo Guerrero, Jr. and Chavo’s father “Chavo Classic” over the Cruiserweight belt. Eventually he won the CW belt from Rey Misterio, Jr. Spike then established himself as the tyrannical overseer of the Dudley Boys until the Dudleys were taken off TV for “development”. Since then he’s been little more than a jobber.

Booker T: Booker was brought in with an “I Hate Smackdown” gimmick and feuded with RVD. He got involved in the US Title scene and eventually won the Title in an 8-man Battle Royale and then dropped it back to John Cena following a “Best of 5” series. Booker T then proceeded to feud with JBL for the WWE Championship. Booker remains a part of the Smackdown Title scene, but he seems to have passed the days when he could really be considered a viable contender.

The Dudley Boys: Were essentially useless on Smackdown. By March 2004 their gimmick had become so stale that fans no longer cared. In June they won the Tag Titles and promptly lost them to Paul London and Billy Kidman. They were in a gimmick where Spike Dudley was their leader for a while, but eventually they were taken off television to be repackaged.

Looking over the draft now, from the perspective of a year ago, we can surmise a few things. First of all, they wanted to send some names that carried a little weight to the Smackdown roster, which was at the time considered to be very weak versus RAW (sound familiar?). Booker T, RVD and the Dudley Boys were all big-name guys on RAW and sending them to Smackdown should have afforded them opportunities that they simply were not going to get on RAW. Instead, Booker and RVD fell into the same familiar groove that they were in on RAW – contenders but never champions. The Dudley Boys' gimmick had become so stale that WWE felt it was finally time to pull them off TV and did so. Dupree and Jindrak were both given chances to get over and pretty much failed, due as much to lousy gimmicks as to lack of ability. Dupree especially has the look, charisma and mic skills to get over if he ever is given a serious push, preferably without an over-the-top gimmick.

On RAW, the idea was clearly to re-establish Edge as a superstar after a long hiatus and, hopefully, create a few new talents as well. They succeeded admirably with Shelton Benjamin, but failed miserably where Rhyno, especially, was concerned. Nidia’s misfortune was that she was shifted to the brand she should have been on from the get-go far too late for her to have any impact on the Women’s Division at all. As for Palumbo and A-Train, they seemed to be completely random choices and were booked as such making their subsequent firings completely unsurprising.

If we judge the draft based on the establishment of new talent, it was clearly a failure. Of the new blood expected to succeed – Shelton, Rhyno, Benjamin and Dupree – only Shelton has gotten significantly over. If we judge it based on the establishment of well-known Superstars on Smackdown, then it mildly succeeded. RVD and Booker especially were used to some effect in the main event, but neither one made any real, lasting impact on the brand. Instead, JBL and John Cena, two men that were already on the roster, became the premiere main eventers on Smackdown.

Tomorrow: Stefan Damian and I discuss this year’s draft and where we think they’ll be a year from now.

Wrestling News July 1, 2005

According to PWInsider, Outlaw Championship Wrestling will run from Trenton, Georgia on July 24th with an afternoon show headlined by Tracy Smothers vs. The Blue Meanie. And for those wondering, the promotion informed me [Buck Woodward] that they did attempt to contact WWE and offer to pay airfare and expenses for JBL to come to the show. Not surprisingly, there was no response from WWE.

SD: Funny stuff. Also of note, to me only probably, Tracy Smothers and the Blue Meanie just signed to be at the Cleveland All Pro Wrestling 12th Anniversary next Sunday. Right now they are pencilled in a tag match of Tracy Smothers and JT Lightning vs the Blue Meanie and MDogg 20. Antime JT is out there the heat is out of control. Same with Tracy Smothers. Throw them together in the same match against Meanie and MDogg and I expect a match that will cause more than a couple fans to spontaneously combust. Hey, JT, on the (very) off-chance you are reading this, invite JBL too!

Internal estimates at WWE place the ECW: One Night Stand at about 265,000 buys. Despite claims to the cotrary that is still pretty damn good.

Not much news today. Does anybody else have something?

Friday, July 01, 2005

Looking Back: The WWE Draft - Part One of Three

Following any sport’s draft the question fans immediately ask is “Did my team succeed in what they were attempting to do?” It really is no different for WWE’s “draft lottery”. Though we are not generally privy to what WWE Creative’s thinking is behind their draft decisions, we can use the information we do have in combination with the choices themselves to determine a fairly accurate picture of the ultimate objective.

In this three-part series, I will first be recapping last year’s draft. On Saturday I will look at what it attempted to do and how well it succeeded. Sunday, Stefan Damian and I will conclude with a round-table conversation about this year’s draft, and how we think it will affect WWE in the coming year.

The Draft:

Back in March 2004, RAW was essentially very much the same. At the time, however, Paul Heyman was General Manager of Smackdown, and was embroiled in a stand-off with Eric Bischoff. As opposed to today’s brand-split, in which Bischoff and current Smackdown GM Teddy Long seem to co-exist relatively peacefully, Paul Heyman was hell bent he was going to use the draft lottery to strip RAW of all its biggest stars.

The lottery aired live on RAW and unlike this year’s format, all the picks were made that night, with a second round of trades occurring before that week’s Smackdown. The selection was also a "legitimate" (used loosely) lottery, where Heyman and Bischoff pulled their picks out of a tumbler that held the names of every wrestler on both rosters. Without further ado, here’s the picks:

Eric Bischoff:

  • Shelton Benjamin
  • Nidia
  • Rhyno
  • Edge
  • Tajiri
  • Paul Heyman

Paul Heyman:

  • Rene Dupree
  • Mark Jindrak
  • Triple H
  • Rob van Dam
  • Theodore Long
  • Spike Dudley

As you can see, Bischoff's final pick in the draft brought his hated rival onto the RAW roster. This led to Paul Heyman quitting as Smackdown GM to avoid being under the auspices of Bischoff, and so Mr. McMahon declared that a new Smackdown GM would be announced that Thursday, and said GM would then announce the various trades.

At the time, Triple H was securely ensconced as the leader of the heel stable Evolution (Triple H, Ric Flair, Batista and Randy Orton) and so was decidedly unhappy about his future on Smackdown.

That Thursday, Kurt Angle was announced as the new GM. The trades were:

Eric Bischoff rectified the Triple H situation by giving up Booker T and the Dudley Boys to get RAW’s premiere heel back.

Kurt Angle traded A-Train and Chuck Palumbo for Rico and Miss Jackie.

That’s it for the recap folks. Tomorrow I’ll give you my own analysis of the 2004 draft and whether I think WWE succeeded in what they were trying to do.

WWE Smackdown June 30, 2005 Open Thread

Open thread! What did you like about Smackdown? Dislike? What would you like to see happen next? There are spoilers below, if you haven't seen the show yet.





Results:

- Hassan and Daivari came to the ring. Promo about tonight's main event. Daivari was chokeslammed by The Undertaker.

- Cruiserweight Champion Paul London and Chavo Guerrero wrestled to a No Contest following interference by the Mexicools.

- Highlights of the Eddie/Rey Misterio feud were aired.

- Josh Matthews interviewed Eddie backstage. Eddie delivered a cryptic promo, intimating that he "knows the truth" that Rey doesn't want to get out.

- Backstage sketch with MNM attempting to further Melina's "Hollywood" image.

- Melina pinned Michelle McCool using the ropes as leverage following a powerbomb off the top rope.

- Eddie Guerrero in-ring promo. Eddie shows a tape of him stalking Rey Misterio's son, Dominic. He then repeated what he'd said earlier about a secret. Misterio comes down to the ring. Eddie attempted to get Misterio to fight, but Rey begged Eddie not to reveal the secret. Eddie made Rey eat Twizzlers.

- JBL defeated Muhammad Hassan, Booker T, Chris Benoit, Christian (drafted from RAW), and the Undertaker following a clothesline-from-hell on Christian.

- Post-match, Teddy Long informed JBL that he had not won the Smackdown Championship. Instead, JBL had won a title match against the final Smackdown draft pick, Batista. Batista posed with the belt.

Wrestling News June 30, 2005

Matthew Kaye, aka Matt Striker, was recently fired from his teaching position for taking off personal time thinking that it was the same as personal days. According to Richard J. Condon, the special commissioner of investigation for the city schools, teachers get 10 sick days off a year but only 3 can be used for personal business.

From the NY Times: “In a letter to Schools Chancellor Joel I. Klein, Mr. Condon urged that Mr. Kaye be deemed ineligible for future employment in the schools and that the city demand to be repaid for the days he missed work. A spokesman for Mr. Klein, Keith Kalb, said, "This is outrageous behavior and we're going to pursue the recommendations."

"There are people out there who touch children inappropriately who are still allowed to work," Mr. Kaye said in a telephone interview. "The only thing I did was I put in sick days instead of personal days, because I didn't know there was a difference."


From NY News Day:Kaye, who has been teaching for four years, including one year for the city, said he took his attorney's advice to keep his teaching license by resigning in April, but didn't cash his paycheck for a month to show he was "remorseful."

"I didn't deposit my last check because I thought that would be a show of my intention," he said. "I told them I'd work overtime without pay. I told them I'd do anything I could to keep my job."


SD: This has to absolutely suck for Kaye. The articles said teachers only received about $42,000 per year in Queens which is about equal to $31,000 in Cleveland but with much, much higher rent. Most teachers work other jobs to supplement their income. The only problem with Kaye is that he got caught because of his match against Kurt Angle on tv.

WWE.com announced the trade now that the draft lottery is over.
Going to Raw: Danny Basham, Rene Dupree, Chavo Guerrero, Kenzo Suzuki & Hiroko and Mark Jindrak,

Going to Smackdown: Simon Dean, William Regal, Steven Richards, Sylvain Grenier and Candice Michelle.

In other news, PWTorch announced that Marc Loyd was released.

SD: Isn’t that nice? They split up three tag teams; La Resistance, the Bashams and Simon Dean/Maven. Also, sad to see Loyd go. He’s improved his game a lot since he first came on tv.

TNA announced that they have entered a DVD distribution deal with Navarre Corporation. Among the titles that will be distributed by Navarre are the popular line of TNA Wrestling pay-per-view events such as “Victory Road”, “Turning Point” & “Lockdown.” Also available will be TNA superstar videos, including soon to be released titles such as “Enigma: The Best of Jeff Hardy” and “The Best of AJ Styles Volume 2.”

SD: Hopefully they can break into some “power” retailers like Best Buy or FYE. More wrestling in stores is always. Unless it is MXPW.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Wrestling News June 29, 2005 Part A

Matt Hardy is still in the wrestling world’s spotlight. On his website today he addressed speculation about his career and asked fans a hypothetical. “Recently, it seems that alot of people are discussing several different possible scenarios in my future. There's a ton of speculation about everything concerning Matt Hardy these days--but I want all of my fans and supporters to know that I have always been honest with them. With that said, I have a hypothetical question for everyone. In a perfect world, where do you wish Matt Hardy would end up wrestling in the future and why? If you respond, put some time and thought into your answer--I look forward to seeing what everyone says.”

Relevant to this discussion is this from PWInsider: “World Wrestling Entertainment officials contacted Matt Hardy several days prior to the Raw wedding angle between Edge and Lita, requesting that Hardy give them some time to potentially make him an offer to return to the company before he agrees to any TNA offers.” …”Hardy's current WWE no-compete expires on 7/11. According to several sources, he has a TNA offer on the table with the idea that he would debut on 7/17 at the No Surrender PPV in an angle involving Jeff Jarrett. It is believed that TNA had been holding out Matt's brother Jeff, who was sent home for disciplinary reasons, from returning until Matt made his debut.”

SD: I’m not sure Matt will see this in time or if at all but I certainly feel he needs to decide what is best for him and his career. WWE is where the money is right now, no doubt. Chances are he’d be walking into a big money feud as well. But as we’ve seen before, when WWE rehires somebody due to fan response the results aren’t what anybody wanted. Look at the blue Meanie back in 1998 or so. He got released. Fans demanded him back. He was hired back, not used, then released a few months down the line. I’m not saying it will happen, only that it could. If this happens suddenly Matt’s drawing power in the indies is reduced drastically. So Matt, do what you think is best. Don’t listen to us. If you feel like sending my commentary to him, feel free. Also be sure to let him know how you feel if you do.

The Outlaw, aka Billy Gunn, discussed the situation in TNA with Bob and Dixie Carter taking a more active role in the creative department: "They're putting up all the money and they're backing this...yeah, you've got great business knowledge or you wouldn't be where you are and you wouldn't have the cash you have," he continued, "but if you're gonna run a wrestling company and try to go head to head with Vince, I would kind of get my ducks in a row to figure out how I could do that without falling flat on my face.”

He also has a lot to say about Triple H. Most of it only reiterates what you’ve probably read or heard a thousand times already so we won’t get into that. He also states that the New Age Outlaws only joined DX because DX pushed for it because the NAO were more popular.

On VoiceofWrestling.com he’s also answering questions from fans. Of his tag team with Chuck Palumbo: “my angle with Chuck was great and perceive [SIC] it as it was, cause we pulled off characters that noone [SIC] else had the balls to do. its [SIC]called expanding your character. you don’t [SIC] ever limit yourself in what you can do whether it is wrestling or any other career. Did you understand the storyline and get that we weren’t [SIC] "gay" if you paid attention to the storyline and understood there was no gayness in it.”

He also has bad words for Trish Stratus because he helped her get into the WWE and she never thanked him. Mentions that he, Black Jack Mulligan and the Harris Brothers (Ron and Don) trained together for 6 months. He prefers to wrestle in tag matches. And that in the WWE, the reason some of the less talented workers get pushed more than the more talented workers is because they get paid far less.

SD: I think he should ask Dean Malenko if he can have the nickname “the Shooter” now that Dean is retired. Despite what I may think about his technical ring skills, I admit that the Outlaw is a solid performer with a lot to offer the business. He’s in a position now to really help TNA move forward and he seems ready to accept that task. He understands what his next step should be and is going forward with it.

Dave Nelson is again talking about his upcoming fed WWWA. Amid speculation as to his financial back he says: "We do have a driving force behind us. I wish I could go public with who that is. We have proved we are the real deal in Ohio. I hope no one will knock us for giving it a try. If we don't make it, I hope people give us the respect because we tried," Nelson said. "Overall, we're trying to create a better business and more opportunities. WWE isn't big enough for all the wrestlers in the world. We have no bad intentions. We're not here to hurt TNA or WWE. Let's be honest, it will take years to get on the level WWE is currently at. They have worked years and years to get there. If a group thinks it's going to knock down a huge corporate giant with one swing, they're crazy."

SD: We do need more players in the game and for that reason alone I hope this is a success. However, I also get the feeling that this is the next MECW.

Misc. WWE News and Notes:
From PWInsider: Bryan Gerwitz' last night as an active member of the WWE creative team was this past Monday's dual taping in Anaheim, California. Gerwitz is going on sabbatical, partially to work on a screenplay for WWE's film division.

Jim Ross and Victoria will be the guests on tonight's Byte This on WWE.com.

The John Cena "Bad, Bad Man" music video is included as an extra on the WWE Vengeance DVD.

A number of WWE office workers have been laid off due to the upcoming loss of revenue resulting from their move from Spike TV to USA.

Wrestling News June 29, 2005 Part B

The Blue Meanie is in the spotlight of the wrestling world. On news about a possible lawsuit against JBL he says: “I also got a lot of messages from the reports that I am considering suing JBL personally. A lot of people read that report and ran with the ball as if I had already filed. They key word here is "CONSIDERING" lol.”

He continues about it and takes those to task who say that it is just wrestling: “I heard a few things of people saying I shouldn't sue because "it's just wrestling". Well guess what? It wasn't "just wrestling"....it was personal. Some say "haven't you ever been stiffed" and "wrestling is a fraternity, wrestlers don't sue each other". Well yes I HAVE been stiffed in the ring, I have worked with guys who worked snug. In this case it was neither "stiff" nor "snug". It can't even be considered working. It was a straight up assault. Wrestling is in many ways a fraternity but there some codes to live by in this business. The MAIN and ultimate code in this business is one word................trust.

We go out there with the plain and simple guideline that “I am giving you with my body in the TRUST that you will not purposely hurt me as you expect the same TRUST of me.” I put that trust out there when I stepped in the ring and it was clearly violated. I wouldn’t consider legal action if it had just been “working tight” and I wouldn’t have considered legal action if 3⁄4 of the wrestling community wasn’t telling me I SHOULD!”


SD: 3/4 of the wrestling community? Come on Meanie. I know what you mean but don’t make it sound bigger that it already is. If this case does happen then it should be something very interesting. Chances are, though, that there will be a settlement well before it ever gets to that point.

Dave Cromier, Olympic wrestler, recently talked about Real Pro Wrestling. "It was a chance to wrestle in something totally different, in front of a live audience and on TV," Cormier said. "Being on TV was hugely important, and people watched it. When the ratings came back, they were OK. Look at some other sports like bowling and arena football ... they started small and waited for their time, and now they're big things on television."

The wrestlers were divided into teams with names like the New York Outrage and the California Claw. The shows had music, lighting and physique-friendly singlets, but organizers made sure the line between their group and WWE-style "wrestling" was clear and distinct.

"It was a chance to, if you do well, help make a living," Cormier said. "Guys with bigger names had a chance to earn some money. We've never experienced this before."


SD: I still haven’t gotten the chance to see this program yet but it’s supposed to be a lot of fun to watch. The team name idea sounds a bit goofy but besides that I’m all for it. If this gives amateur wrestlers an opportunity to make some money doing what they love then what’s the harm? Besides — if it takes off it’ll give them even more leverage for when Vince comes calling.

TNA announced today that Impact! Will now be offered free of charge via streaming broadcast by the Real Broadcast Network at 4pm EST starting this Friday. They said you will still be able to download the show if that is your preferred method. In addition they will be offered on television in the following markets:

Sun Sports in Florida: Friday at Midnight
Time Warner Cable of New York City: Tuesday 8PM on channel 94
Augusta, GA: WBEK Saturday 8PM and Tuesday 9PM
Cedar Rapids, IA: KWWF Friday 8PM and Sunday 7PM
Urban America TV: Tuesday 10PM and Saturday 1AM

On this weeks show you will see: Sean Waltman vs. Sonjay Dutt, Lance Hoyt vs. Team Canada's Eric Young, Abyss vs. Sonny Siaki, America's Most Wanted vs. Simon Diamond and Trytan, The Phenomenal AJ Styles vs. Alex Shelley, plus, NWA World Heavyweight Champion Raven and TNA X Division Champion The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels. More matches for “No Surrender” on pay-per-view will also be announced!

SD: Great news for people with dialup. I do wish they were still on television in my area but this is fine as well. This weeks program should have a few moments.

Misc. News and Notes:
The next tryouts for the ROH Wrestling School are July 10th. Email ROHhelp@aol.com if you are interested.

The new trailer for 101 Reasons not to be a Pro Wrestler DVD is not online. Check it out here.

The Heartland Wrestling Association will hold a free, three-hour live wrestling event Friday, featuring Jeff Jarrett, Road Dogg, Raven, Al Snow, Jamie Noble and Shark Boy at Fort Campbell, TN. If you’re near there then you should definitely check it out.

More WWE roster cuts coming?

PWTorch.com is apparently reporting in an audio update that more roster cuts are forthcoming in the next couple of weeks, and wrestlers are "on alert" for a potential release. This is really no surprise given the sheer number of guys ready to come off the injured/vacation/resigned list (Orton, Eugene, RVD, Dudleys, Gangrel, Jannetty, Lance Cade, perhaps even Mark Henry?) and with the recent signings of Psicosis, Juvy, and Super Crazy.

Furthermore, with Velocity and Heat apparently going away in October, there's really no room at all for the regular Heat/Velocity crew on the roster. WWE has some tough decisions to make as there's not a lot of valueless non-hoss deadweight around.

If I were Akio or Shannon Moore, I'd be really worried right now.

Design Changes Redux

I removed Haloscan for a while because of a bug I just discovered last night. As soon as I figure my way around it Haloscan should be coming back.

EDIT 2:30 PM June 29: I also messed up somewhere and got rid of the direct links to the newer articles and the archives. Sorry about that.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

New WWE Products

For a change of pace today how about we take a look at some of the new products offered by WWE Shopzone? Inside you'll find pics and links to these WWE Shopzone Exclusive products. Let's take a look. Warning: if you're on dial-up this may take a while to load.

First up, we've got William Regal's autobiography which is sure to be of interest to most of us. The man has had a long career full of ups and downs. I can't snark on the idea of this book. Just the cover design...




Would you like a replica of the Undertaker's hat? You can have a lot of fun with this. Wanna be a pimp? Throw a purple feather on it.






How about some rookie Divas? Here's a Joy Giavanni poster. Her ass is really hungry. Remember when Christy Hemme had that problem?





Here's a poster of Maria: everybody's favorite backstage Raw interviewer! She has a theory that this picture was taken by WWE photographers to show off just how adorable she is.







Raw's newest make-up lady, Candice Michaelle, is using her non-verbal communication skills to let you know that the water is cold.





Hey! It's Trish Stratus and she's wearing her maid of honor outfit! If you're getting married soon try to convince the maid of honor to dress like this.





Here's something surely inspired by Jerry Lawler: The Divas wastebasket! It's a lot of fun! Let's do this South Park style.

Step 1 Stare at wastebasket
Step 2 ???
Step 3 Throw away tissue



Now this is a WTF? product. A Rey Mysterio hooded towel...? What sense does a hooded towel make? And if they are making a hooded towel, why isn't it a Tazz hooded towel? Or even a Kane hooded towel? When has Rey ever worn a towel on his head? And who would even want one let alone wear one? Seriously, somebody let me know.

Wrestling News June 28, 2005

Pro Wrestling Unplugged announced today that RF Video has become a partial owner of the company. Says the press release: "As part owner of PWU, I am pleased to announce that we are merging with RF Video effective immediately. The new PWU ownership team consists of The BackSeat Boyz, Dr Don Bootz, and now RF Video. I feel that this relationship will only strengthen our company from the inside out. I believe so strongly in our talent roster and I know that RF Video does as well. Together we now have all the tools needed to run a truly successful and innovative organization. I personally am getting back into ring shape so that I may fulfill my commitment to PWU on the active wrestling roster. I truly can't wait to get back in the ring for a company I believe in whole-heartedly. Our next event, July 30th, will truly be a life changing experience for me. I would like to let the fans know to keep a close eye on PWU from this moment forward because it's all about to begin.......again."---Johnny Kashmere

SD: Has it really been a year since that infamous incident? If you recall part of the deal was that RF Video would not be able to have another promotion for a year after they sold their rights of ROH to another party. This deal can potentially help PWU move to the next level if the stench of that incident has worn off by now.

Singers Hall & Oates compared “American Idol to professional wrestling. Both singers said they were impressed by one modern development: 'American Idol.''It's honest,' Hall explained. 'Everybody might think, you know, it's like professional wrestling or something and villain and the good guy. But you know something, it's all real. If somebody says they don't like somebody, they don't like somebody.'

'And the crowd,' Oates said. 'The studio audience really responds. They respond honestly to the performances.


SD: Well, Oates is wrong. As we know most wrestling fans aren’t really up to the task of evaluating wrestling performances. Yes, that includes “smart” fans.

There’s a small story about Sting online about a book signing and his life after finding God. By the mid-1990s, Borden had reached the height of success within the wrestling world -- enjoying international fame, money and everything he'd ever wanted. But something was missing.

"I realized I had achieved everything the world calls success, but I was not happy," Borden said. "There was something in my life that was really, really empty."

"After I got saved, my brother, who's now my pastor, told me to let my example be my testimony," Borden said. "Don't be shy in sharing your faith; the more you talk about it, the stronger your faith will be."


SD: I’m glad positive self-fulfilling prophecy is working for him. All accounts say he really has turned his life around. I think that speaks well of the sheer will power and self-discipline of the man called Sting.

In Indian political news, the use of professional wrestling tricks is a bitter pill to swallow. The Left parties should withdraw support if they were unhappy with the UPA, but the Marxists would not do so as it was a case of 'match-fixing' between them, BJP General Secretary Shahnawaz Hussain said today.

"This is a case of match-fixing like in WWE free style wrestling. There is a tacit understanding between the UPA and the Leftists. The understanding is that the UPA will continue to do as it pleases, while the Marxists will keep on shouting," Hussain said.

"If the Leftists are unhappy with the UPA over implementation of the common minimum programme and the recent increase in the prices of petrol and diesel, let them withdraw support.".

But the Leftist would not do, he said, "They want to continue with their drama to hoodwink the people till next year's Assembly elections in West Bengal," he said.
About the elections in Bihar, he claimed that the NDA would get an absolute majority there under the leadership of Nitish Kumar and defeat the RJD-Congress combine.


SD: Politicians lying and trying to “fix” a win? Say it isn’t so! Let’s be honest: we all know that it’s all a work. Wrestling, religion, politics, reality tv. People will say and do anything to keep your attention. Sometimes that’s what’s so fun about it all.

Thirteen year old amateur wrestling champion Nikola Bogojevic is possibly the next Kurt Angle. ``I always loved wrestling,'' said Bogojevic, who stands 5-foot-9 and weighs 220 pounds. ``My main goal is to make it to the Olympics.''

After discussing his life and that of family, it goes on. Kim Kogojevic says her son is a gentle giant wrapped in a man's body. His bedroom is full of medals and posters of World Wrestling Entertainment stars. When friends visit Nikola, they sometimes wrestle downstairs, dressed costumes mimicking pro wrestling stars, Kim Bogojevic said.

``We're very proud of him. We'll push him all we can,'' Kim Bogojevic said ``I really feel he will be in the Olympics one day.''

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SD: The future is looking good for professional wrestling. It seems because of Kurt Angle that more and more kids see how amateur wrestling really can be a solid base for professional wrestling.


WWE News and Notes:
In a short video promo on WWE.com Carlito announces that Hulk Hogan will be his guest on the Cabana next week. Hogan will most likely be there to hype his upcoming VH-1 show Hogan Knows Best .

The addition of Coach to the Raw announce team may be permanent. In my opinion that is fantastic news.

Vince McMahon is said to have liked RVD’s promo at ECW: One Night Stand enough that he will once again be a talker. He seems a little rusty now but he’ll pick his game back up soon enough.

Speaking of One Night Stand, the DVD was released today. The Dudleys and the Sandman’s music were changed for the release. Also, the swearing is still gone or even more censored. I haven’t seen it yet.

ROH News and Notes:
They are having a 15-25% off sale until tomorrow night at ROHwrestling.com. If you’ve never seen an ROH event this is your chance to get a DVD or VHS copy cheap. In addition you can save on live event tickets and a lot of other stuff.

You can now pre-order Straight Shootin' With Terry Funk & Shane Douglas at ROHwrestling.com. This will be a region 0 high quality DVD and play anywhere in the world. This is a must for not just ECW fans, but all wrestling fans. You'll be entertained and educated on the wrestling business. If you don't at least want to see the Terry Funk one then you are not a wrestling fan.

CM Punk said his goodbye to the Florida independent scene last Saturday losing to Colt Cabana in a 45 plus minute classic for the FIP promotion. I would love to see this one.

Austin Aries will take over for C.M. Punk as head trainer for the ROH wrestling school in Philadelphia with the next class starting on 7/18.

WWE Raw June 27, 2005 Open Thread

Open thread! What did you like about Raw? Dislike? What would you like to see happen next? Click the "Read More!" link for the results. Spoilers inside if you haven't seen it yet.

Kurt Angle came out to challenge Batista. Ric Flair came out and challenged Angle instead.

Eric Bischoff told Christian, Chris Jericho and Tyson Tomko they would be facing John Cena and two partners of his choosing in the main event.

Edge and Gene Snitsky were supposed to face Kane and the latest drat from Smackdown. Kane and Edge brawled through the crowd. Eric Bischoff announced the match would be snitsky against the latest draft: the Big Show! Big Show wins with a chokeslam.

Maria interviewed John Cena but couldn't remember her question. John Cena announced that HBK would team with him. HBK announced that his favorite tag team partner is on his way. Maria remembered her question. Does Cena know who he is teaming with? heheh

Chris Masters def Tajiri in a Masterlock Challenge. Tajiri sprayed Masters with the mist after the match.

Carlito's Cabana debuts on Raw. He announces the second Smackdown draft pick of the night: RVD! After a battle of words Carlito attacks RVD's injured knee.

Kurt Angle def Ric Flair with the ankle lock in a really good, fun match.

The Diva Search began. No charisma to be found.

Todd Grisham interviewed Batista who said the match was worth the pain he feels.

Christian, Chris Jericho and Tyson Tomko discussed who the mystery partner would be.

John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Hulk Hogan def Christian, Chris Jericho and Tyson Tomko. They posed for the crowd after the match.

Monday, June 27, 2005

Design Changes

I've made a few changes to the feel of Pillar to Post. Details inside.
- First, the dumbest. The "Read More" link is now on the right.

- Now, the ones that concern you:

- I've made a switch to Haloscan to the comments as it has a few advantages over Blogger's comments. Most of these won't matter to you but...

- Please comment using the "Comments" link and not the Talkback. Talkback is for another purpose. I need to read up on it still LOL

- You will no longer be asked to provide a Blogger ID. This may have been scaring some people away from commenting. Maybe.

- The information you provide will be retained if you allow cookies.

- Please don't post anonymous. Use a pseudonym if you must but this makes it easier for us all. You don't have to list an email address or URL if you don't want to.

- The old Blogger comments can be seen if you click on the "Read More" links in all articles posted prior to this. I apologize if this upsets you.

- Thank you James Ray for attempting to salvage the comments for me. Sorry it wasn't exactly necessary.

Wrestling News June 27, 2005

The WWE has put up a story about the infamous JBL/Blue Meanie incident. “The incident with Meanie had nothing to do with any old heat, I don’t even know the guy,” JBL said. “I understand he worked here, but I don’t even remember working with him. I couldn’t care less about the fat little kid. “

SD: Obvious BS. If you recall prior to the ECW: One Night Stand pay per view, JBL cut a scathing shot-laced promo against the company and some wrestlers in particular; Blue Meanie was among them. The comments weren’t aired because they didn’t sell the pay per view but rather were an airing of personality disputes.

JBL continues: “Before the brawl at the end of the pay-per-view, he starts cutting a shoot promo on me, saying I’m the reason he got fired and the only reason I got where I am is because I suck Vince McMahon’s d**k. I was incredulous,” JBL said. “I thought there’s no way he could really mean this. So I got to work with him at the end, and here we are trying to give the fans a great finish when we begin to lock horns in the melee. But he’s basically not even acknowledging my presence. Now I might have caught him snug with a shot, but then he starts throwing back heavy punches, including a body shot. So make no mistake, I club him back to make sure he knows I’m not playing, and I think I got him with a shot over the eye and one near the forehead and apparently opened him up a little.”

“Backstage I asked him if he wanted to finish it right then and there,” JBL continued. “He told me it’s all a show and that he didn’t want to fight. And he pretty much ran off.”


Meanie, as you might expect, had a much different view of what transpired.

“I was jaw-jacking with everyone, that was the whole point,” Meanie said. “The tape doesn’t lie. He went right for me and hit me when I wasn’t even looking. He even tried to pull my shirt over my face and have one of those hockey fights. He wanted a receipt for the things I’ve said about him.

Meanie is referring to old interviews on various Internet sites that quote Meanie calling JBL a “bully.”

“I tried to fend him off the best that I could, but at that point, I was also trying to protect the 14 staples I had in the back of my head from the night before,” Meanie added. “He’s a real big guy and there’s only so much I was able to do.”


SD: I’m sure the truth lie somewhere in between. Looking at the footage it is obvious JBL went right after the Blue Meanie. Now if something was said off-mic or in the back we have no idea. JBL was obviously more than a little tipsy which doesn’t allow for a safe work environment in any industry let alone one where personality conflicts and fights can be hidden in the guise of being a work.

Paul Heyman attempts to make light of the situation: “I'm not surprised the JBL-Blue Meanie incident is still generating so much buzz,” Heyman told WWE.com. “The top star on SmackDown!, a former WWE Champion, hit ECW's court jester with his best shots and couldn't knock him out? This is like The Sandman pounding on Howard Finkel and Howard walking away with some bumps and bruises.”

He continues: “It's pretty amusing the SmackDown! brain trust hasn't capitalized on the interest in JBL and The Meanie and begged Vince McMahon to allow this match to take place on TV or pay-per-view,” Heyman said. “If they don't have the vision, ECW certainly does, and I'd welcome that match on any platform ECW is afforded. I even propose we allow the two to fight in the streets of New York City and broadcast on ECW.com! After failing to silence his harshest critic, I think it's on JBL to prove if there's anything but bullsh** behind the Wrath of the Wrestling God.”

SD: I love when Heyman borderlines like that. I suppose now would be a good time to mention that WWE is considering a return of the ECW brand for the house show circuit. Also, it's weird to find the WWE handling a story like this. It is better for a company to try to keep a handle on these things but it's still odd.

Speaking of ECW, a few of the workers from the company are in talks and are booked for tryouts for the company. Axl Rotton and Balls Mahoney are scheduled for tryouts at TV tapings next month. In addition they are still wanting to meet with Sabu and there is some possibility that they want to talk to Danny Doring and Roadkill as well.

SD: WWE can definitely use more tag teams. It would be a real shame if they didn’t let Axl and Balls keep their personas as is rumored they may not if hired. Danny Doring and Roadkill are a lot of fun as well. And what can be said about Sabu that hasn’t been said already?

Ed Ferarra talks more about the WWE’s (former?) view of fans and fan responsibility itself. The WWE has always had an unspoken (and sometimes spoken) derision of any criticism from the fans. If something is over, it's because the fans "get it." If the fans fart on something, well they "just don't understand what it is that we're doing."

Well, if THE FANS don't understand/appreciate it... who are they doing it for? That's akin to a hot musical act - let's say U2 - puts out a horrible experimental polka party album. If their fans sh- all over it and it doesn't sell, the band would say, "Well, they just don't get what we're doing." No... the fans get that what you're doing sucks. And they'll stop lining your pockets with their money.

Wrestling is a more dangerous beast, however, due to the fierce loyalty of the fan base. I've never seen, in any industry, a fan base that will stick around for YEARS while the product suffers. And, while they're sticking around, they're still plunking their money down, with the desperate hope that "TONIGHT will be the night that the product starts to turn around." I know because I was one of those fans for a long time.

Unfortunately, management only sees the bottom line ($$$), and as long as money continues flowing in, they'll take it as a validation of the product's creative direction, and not listen to the valid criticisms.


SD: He has one hell of a point about wrestling fans. We’re as bad as comic book, anime and Star Wars geeks. I do wonder which group has the worst personal hygiene…

Miscellaneous wrestling news:

- Eugene is set to return to the main roster within the next month or two
- Rico was in the audience and backstage at Vengeance since he lives in Las Vegas. Some of you may know I was a huge fan of his. I doubt he’ll be coming back any time soon, unfortunately.
- - Forever Hardcore is available for immediate sale and shipping here. It makes a great companion piece to WWE’s Rise and Fall of ECW and features commentary by Raven, Shane Douglas, Tod Gordon, New Jack, Sabu and many other ECW alumni.
- If you’re interested, WWE has a site up for this year’s Diva Search finalists.

MMA Masterclass: UFC Light Heavyweights

As I've hinted at previously, the Ultimate Fighting Championship and PRIDE FC have an embarrassment of riches in the sub-205 class. The difference is that while the UFC's Light Heavyweight class is a 20lb band from 185 to 204.9, PRIDE's rules for the middleweight division only state that it is sub-205, with no lower weight limit. Technically, the UFC allows smaller fighters to compete in the heavier division, but most if not all 185 range guys compete at their Middleweight level.

At the top of the UFC's Light Heavyweights currently is kickboxer Chuck Liddell. With a record of 16-3-0, Liddell has finally achieved his long-standing career ambition of becoming UFC Champion. Despite knockout wins over fighters as talented as Murilo Bustamente, Guy Mezger, Kevin Randleman, Jose "Pele" Landi-Johns and Vitor Belfort, it took Chuck 7 long years of fighting in the UFC to achieve his goal. The reason for this is his love-hate relationship with Tito Ortiz... but we'll get to that in a minute.

As hinted at, Chuck Liddell is basically a pure, furious striker, though like all fighters he has extensive training in his "weaker" area, grappling, where he is actually very good, having wrestled at California Polytechnic State University. Kickboxing has been Chuck's passion since the age of 12, and in addition to his MMA record he is 20 and 2 in professional kickboxing, and held the USMTA North American Heavyweight title and the IKF National Heavyweight championship. He also trains in BJJ three times a week.

Liddell's only career losses are to Quinton Jackson in the semi-finals of the first PRIDE middleweight Grand Prix, a number one contender decider with Randy Couture in 2003, and an early loss back in 1999 to a more experienced Jeremy Horn. Liddell has avenged his loss to Couture with his recent title victory, and has the opportunity to redeem that defeat at the hands of Jeremy Horn at the next UFC event, when they meet for the Light Heavyweight title. If the opportunity presented itself, Liddell would presumably also love to take on "Rampage" again, with the opposite result being likely to take place.

Chuck's rival at the top of the Light Heavyweight division, Randy Couture, may have recently turned 42 years of age, but his loss to Chuck Liddell should not cause you to underestimate him: he certainly has a good couple of years left in him, should he choose to continue. Couture's record belies just how good he really is, standing as it does at 13-7-0. Couture's background is in Greco-Roman amateur wrestling, though his MMA style could be described more accurately as "dirty boxing".

Couture's career began in the earlier days of the UFC, with tournament wins in 1997 over Tony Halme (WWF's Ludwig Borga), Vitor Belfort and Maurice Smith. Couture left the U.S. for a while to compete in the 2000 RINGS King of Kings tournament, losing in the semi-finals to Valentjin Overeem, who would in turn lose in the final to future PRIDE Heavyweight Champion Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira.

In 2001 Couture reached the top of the mountain when he defeated Pedro Rizzo for the UFC Heavyweight title. He lost the title to Josh Barnett pretty quickly afterwards, and suffered a second straight defeat to Ricco Rodriguez before dropping to Light Heavyweight.

In June of 2003, nine months after his final heavyweight defeat, Couture made his 205lb. debut in the championship contender bout mentioned above, defeating Chuck Liddell convincingly to earn his shot at Tito Ortiz. For the full five rounds, Couture grappled, pummelled and dominated the champion, earning a convincing decision victory and becoming the first man to drop a weight class and win both titles.

However, like much of Couture's career a mixture of inconsistency and bad luck caused him to lose the title on his first defense to Vitor Belfort, though an accidental thumb to the eye which prevented Couture from continuing was the cause of the switch, and Couture won the belt back easily in an immediate rematch. Eight months later, in Couture's next defense, he was defeated convincingly in a little over two minutes.

Randy Couture's career is at a crossroads following a disappointing couple of years. His match with Mike Van Arsdale is surely designed to give Couture the chance to redeem himself, with what could be a final shot at the title waiting for him with the winner of Liddell vs Horn. Failure against Van Arsdale can only lead to a fade into retirement.

It would be a poor review of UFC 205lb.ers that did not include a retrospective on the UFC career of the most famous (or infamous) Light Heavyweight of all time, Tito Ortiz. Unfortunately, for space reasons Tito's career will have to wait for tomorrow. Join us on Tuesday for an in depth piece on Ortiz's many, many highs and lows, and if we have the time and space we'll look at the rising stars of the 205 division in the Ultimate Fighting Championship.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

WWE Vengeance 2005 Results

On Heat Rosey/Hurricane def the Heart Throbs

Click on the link below if you have seen the show or don't mind spoilers.
Carlito def Shelton Benjamin to retain the IC Championship
Victoria def Christy Hemme
Kane def Edge
Shawn Michaels def Kurt Angle
Lillian proposed to Viscera. The Godfather returned with hoes to talk Vis out of it. Vis chooses the hoes as Lillian cries.
John Cena def Christian and Jericho to retain the WWE Championship by pinning Christian
Batista def Triple H for the World Championship in the Hell in a Cell.

Thoughts?

Booking the Draft Following Vengeance

Since Cena won his Triple Threat match against Jericho and Christian for the WWE Title this evening at Vengeance, I think there are two possible booking scenarios for the draft this week:

1) Cena is going back to SD. He's eligible, since he's a RAW superstar, and if this does come to pass, in hindsight it still makes the past month sensible from a business standpoint. Cena is red hot right now, and they tapped into both this and his album by moving him to the show that had the PPV this month so that he could not only have exposure, but maintain momentum by winning the match against two very capable challengers (in what was a truly fine match, in my opinion).

2) Jericho will challenge Cena for the WWE Title tomorrow night on RAW since Cena didn't beat him in the match, and rather pinned Christian. Jericho will win the WWE Title, and then get drafted to SD so that it has its own champ.

In either case, this will make the SD 6 Man match for the Smackdown Title becomes a #1 contender's match by default, with the champ facing the winner at the Great American Bash next month. Booker T, Benoit, and Taker would pose fine opponents for either Cena or Jericho (Hassan is not ready, JBL lost to Cena but is also a heel to Jericho, and as much as I like him, I don't Big Show would sell the PPV).

If either possibility does pan out, I think it will make for some good, fresh matchups.

A Barnstormer's Tale: Wrestling Before the Gold Dust Trio

Sorry to burst anyone’s bubble, but professional wrestling has, to all intents and purposes, always been a work. Yes, there were a lot more legitimate contests in the 19th century, but assessments of wrestling historians still put the “work” vs “shoot” percentage at something like 75 to 80% fake.


Professional wrestling in the mid 19th century took on a variety of styles – Greco-Roman, collar and elbow, Cumberland etc. – and for the most part was promoted as either tournaments or legitimate sporting contests, and it was in collar and elbow that many of the post-Civil War famous wrestlers like William Muldoon and Col. McLaughlin became famous. The change to catch as catch can as the dominant style of wrestling began in the 1890s, largely due to necessity: several of Muldoon’s title defenses are known to have gone on as long as 8 or 9 hours.

So what was barnstorming in professional wrestling terms? Well, the term is applied to one or more of a collection of scams involving fleecing locals betting on the results of the matches. William Muldoon took a collection of wrestlers and boxers out on the road in the 1880s and 1890s, and Farmer Burns made his name across the United States and Canada in this fashion.

The first type of barnstorming is the most common: a champion wrestler shows up in town offering a cash prize to any local wrestler who can either defeat him, or survive for a specified period of time. The local contestants ranged from local champion amateur wrestlers, to simply the toughest guy in town. What the innocent opponents could not know, however, is that these barnstormers had mastered a collection of dubious yet devastating holds normally illegal by the usual rules of amateur wrestling, though permitted in catch as catch can. The holds employed are referred to today as Hooking, which we will look at in a future article.

A slight variation of the basic form involves a second partner, and it’s here where the true con begins. The champion wrestler loses to the man he’s secretly working with, giving hope to the local crowd and encouraging them to bet on a rematch under full rules, no time limit to a finish. They of course will back the unknown to do it again, the champion will defeat him handily, or in a further ingenious twist, the contest will end in a bizarre or inconclusive fashion to set up a third meeting, before both wrestlers skip town several thousand dollars richer.

Many barnstorming scams were much more involved, however. In 1901, Frank Gotch, Joe Carroll and Col. McLaughlin turned up in the Klondike under assumed names and ran an elaborate, high profile, big money scam. Gotch used the name Frank Kennedy, posing as a veteran of the Filipino-American War who had come to Canada looking for gold. He also happened to have wrestled a little in earlier life. Carroll then appeared on the scene using the name Ole Marsh, proclaiming himself Champion of the Yukon and offering grandstanding challenges to all comers. After defeating several locals in $50 throw challenges, Marsh crossed paths with Kennedy and several matches took place, with claims of thousands of dollars put up as stakes by each man. With money that big apparently at stake, the betting on the match was huge. Eventually, as McLaughlin became involved and the three met in a “three corners contest” – in 1901! – and attendances (and cash) plummeted. The three men simply left town to set up a fresh scheme elsewhere.

Following his days in the Yukon, Gotch returned to the Mid-West and became a legend through a series of (certainly worked) matches to unify American and European, Catch and Greco-Roman titles into a single World Heavyweight Championship, though as we all know no World Heavyweight title is undisputed or unique in wrestling for very long.

Following the Great War, wrestling took its final step towards the business we know today when former Burns student Joe “Toots” Mondt, Billy Sandow and Ed Lewis signed up dozens of pro wrestlers, used to working infrequently and on one off cards, to contracts where troupes of wrestlers would tour the country and compete regularly, much like in the days of Muldoon. The financial security offered by Mondt and co proved too much temptation for many wrestlers to resist, and the concept of the wrestling promotion had been born. Barnstorming didn’t die out over night, holding out along with the idea of a professional wrestling match that occasionally was a legitimate contest, into the early to mid 50s. The last of the barnstormers, hookers and shooters were dealt a death blow by the rise of television in pro wrestling… but that’s a whole new article.

Wrestling News June 26, 2005

In yet another interview with Christian, he still prefers not to say too much about the company. With the ongoing Draft Lottery ... and some big names going back and forth ... Christian doesn't worry about where he'll wind up.

"If I end up on Smackdown!, I end up on Smackdown!," he says. "It doesn't matter to me either way. With Kurt Angle and Cena moving (to RAW), there's a great opportunity for guys to step up."

SD: Can't disagree with that one. I think he'd shine, shine, shine on SmackDown.

Christian enjoys his wrestling persona, even if it does have the smugness turned up a notch or two.

"Some people say that's me. The same as outside of the ring," says Christian. "I'm a little sarcastic sometimes. And I like to have fun with the guys.

"But I don't think I'm going to run up behind the mailman when he's putting mail in the mailboxes and hit him with a chair.

"I don't see myself changing the way I am. It works for me. (The fans) have a choice. They can cheer or boo."


SD: The thought of Christian running up behind a mailman and hitting him with a steel chair makes me laugh. I guess this pretty much confirms my suspicians that the way he talks out there now is an amplified aspect of his personality.

The Korean military is having problems with how it treats its newest trainees as reported by their newspapers.
Meanwhile, a video clip showing a junior soldier on prison guard duty being felled by a flying kick from a senior was apparently taken last August. The Ministry of Justice said four members of a guard squad were imitating professional wrestlers while watching an American pro-wrestling match on TV in August last year.

But internet users who have seen the clip have thrown doubt on the ministry’s “horseplay” interpretation, saying the junior does not look prepared for the kick.


SD: Hey look! Wrestling is a scapegoat for other the actions of bullies! Haven't had a story like that in a while....

WWE announced a few more books to be published.Among them, a biography about Shawn Michael (November 2005), a "photojournal" book about the Divas (October 2005) and a fictionalized biography about Kane (September 2005) which should be fun as hell. The latter states that it "... takes the enigma that is Kane into terrifying places where few would dare to go." Insert Katie Vick joke here: ______.

In Ring of Honor news:
- Jack evans is taking off a few months to allow some lingering injuries to heal

- Matt Hardy says he is coming with a mission on July 16 when ROH returns to the New Haven market. Hardy says he wants to blow the ROH fans away when he takes on Christopher Daniels. Hardy has seen the DVD of his brother in ROH at the first "Death Before Dishonor" and he says that his debut will be the exact opposite. Hardy told ROH officials that he can't wait to wrestle without any restraints.

SD: Did I mention I got my tickets for the ROH debut in Cleveland on October 14th? We'll see who's on the roster by then but it should be fun as hell.


You can find an interview with ROH's Jimmy Jacobs here and one with TNA's Cassidy Riley here.

Dear WWE: The Week In Review - 6/19 to 6/25

Every week, this column will be discussing what I think the top wrestling federation in the United States has done right and done wrong, and offering my thoughts on how they can improve their product, from the perspective of a fan writing WWE with his comments.

Dear WWE:

I enjoyed the Shelton/Carlito match. I felt like it put both wrestlers over, and opened Shelton up to new possibilities, something a match of this nature should always do. Good job.

Dear WWE:

I am not a fan of Cena’s ridiculous belt. Yes, I know I am not your target audience, but please, for the sake of all, assuming he loses it at Vengeance, change it back.

Dear WWE:

I still despise the Diva Search. I know I am not alone in this opinion. You’re too invested in it now to drop it, but it is going to continue to meet with horrendous fan reaction. Stop relying on these cheesecake divas so much, you had a really good thing with the Women’s Division under Fit Finlay. I know this is hard to accept but a good portion of your current audience, even non-net savvy fans, enjoyed the women’s division. Witness the massive pop Victoria got when she slaughtered the cheesecake divas a few weeks back – a pop I noticed you cleverly edited out when you replayed that scene.

Dear WWE:

The Lita/Edge wedding was better than it had any right to be. Almost everything about it was spot on. However, I can’t completely praise you. The usage of Matt Hardy’s theme was very much a mistake. It made a large portion of your fanbase -- which is now quite aware of the Hardy/Lita/Edge situation – believe that Matt will be coming back in the near future. The chants about Matt will not cease from this, but will instead become stronger.

Dear WWE:

It was utterly ludicrous to have Cena squash Hassan, and then move Hassan to SD and make him a part of the Title scene. It completely devalues any Smackdown title. If Hassan is a future star, then that was not the way to use him. Having Cena wrestle a standard match against Hassan would not have hurt Cena’s image. Hassan has been built up as a good, classic cheating heel…there was simply no excuse for the squash.

Dear WWE:

Heidenreich is funny. I have no idea why, but he is.

Dear WWE:

Why do you even have a tag division? It’s a poorly kept secret that Vince does not like tag teams, and while tag team wrestling has had its ups and downs in WWF/E over the years, I have never seen it this bad. It is completely disheveled at this point, the belts utterly devalued. People do like tag team wrestling, but at this point, you’ve given them nothing to care about, on either brand.

Dear WWE:

The Mexicools gimmick has a lot of potential, but please, go easy on the Mexican stereotypes. I’m operating under the dangerous assumption that the “Mexican limo” et.al. were there to mock and shoot down the stereotypes and that the Mexicools will not be coming out every week looking like lawn-workers. If I am mistaken then you need to seriously reconsider this. What is a funny deconstruction of vicious stereotypes one week can rapidly become a vicious stereotype in and of itself.

Dear WWE:

If you are not sending one of the titles (WWE Title or World Heavyweight Title) back to SD then you are making a tremendous mistake. Besides already devaluing the belt by having a recently RAW-squashed Hassan immediately come in and make the main event on SD, you will devalue it more by making it a clear second-rate belt to the aforementioned title belts. Cena’s heat will not disappear if you take the belt off him.

Dear WWE:

Rey/Eddie was a fantastic match, but you completely disrupted the flow by having two commercials during it. As a fan, that is unacceptable. One commercial is an irritant but two is a complete distraction. I wouldn’t have been so bothered had it been a normal match, but when you’re ending a feud on television instead of PPV it behooves you to keep the match on television. Plan better next time, during the Monday Night Wars things like that didn’t happen, even with long matches.

Dear WWE:

Speaking of Rey/Eddie, the match itself was great, but there was no closure. When a feud has been built up to the level this one has, having the announcers say “Whelp, the feud is over” is not enough. If you’re sending Rey or Eddie to RAW, it would have been perfectly in-character for Eddie to do something as simple as acknowledge that Rey beat him fair and square. That doesn’t stop Eddie from being a heel, but it brings a nice resolution to the feud.

MMA Masterclass: Heavyweights (Part 2)

PRIDE's heavyweight position is somewhat rosier than the UFC's, with three future legends topping the list and several potential superstars pushing through the ranks.

Fedor Emelianenko is the current PRIDE heavyweight champion, and a true "total package" of MMA. Fedor's professional fighting career began in the dying days of Akira Maeda's RINGS promotion, and of his 22 fights he has only one loss, suffered in the 2000 King of Kings tournament when Tsuyoshi Kosaka landed a good shot that cut Fedor open too badly for him to continue. That one loss was avenged in spectacular fashion last April at Bushido 6 when, despite a valiant effort from Kosaka, the ringside doctor would not allow him to carry on.

What makes Fedor so dangerous is that he's equally comfortable finishing his opponents by submission (favouring either the armbar or the choke, usually) or with brutal ground and pound tactics. His background in Sambo makes him an expert at taking control in a fight and bringing it down to the mat in a position where he can put your lights out in seconds.

Fedor's position is cemented by two wins and a no contest over PRIDE's other heavyweight mat-worker, Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira. Nogueira, though still only 29 years old, has been fighting professionally for six years and accumulated a record of 25-3-1, with two losses to Fedor and a questionable split decision to Dan Henderson in the King of Kings 1999 in Rings - avenged in 2002 in PRIDE with an armbar submission.

Nogueira has looked dangerous for his entire career, but it was his destruction of Bob Sapp in 2002 that set his star on the rise. He had a hell of a 2003, despite his decision loss to Fedor which cost him the PRIDE Heavyweight Championship, with wins over Ricco Rodriguez and Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic. In any other company, at any other time, Nogueira would be the top heavyweight without question. He just can't beat Fedor.

Rodrigo Minotauro (not to be confused with his 205lb brother, incidentally, who has the very similar name of Antonio Rogerio Minotauro Nogueira) is somewhat more two dimensional than Emelianenko, with his mastery of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu being so complete that he can finish almost any opponent by submission. Nogueira is an expert at training the right way for each opponent - he worked on his stand up with the Cuban Olympic boxing team before his fight with Cro Cop, and trained judo for his fight with Pawel Nastula on PRIDE's show this weekend, Critical Countdown 2005.

The third point of the triangle is Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic. Currently the default third placed fighter due to his loss to Nogueira who in turn lost to Fedor, Cro Cop is a 30 year old special forces-trained Croatian kickboxer, and is almost pure striking - the yin to Nogueira's yang. Cro Cop, unlike the other two, was recruited to PRIDE via K-1, back when the two companies worked together. It was with Cro Cop's full-time defection to MMA that the cold war began.

The primary tool in Cro Cop's arsenal is his left leg. Able to throw it to the side of the head with the force and damage of a baseball bat at full swing, Cro Cop has knocked out opponents like Igor Vovchanchyn, Kazushi Sakuraba and Aleksander Emelianenko with the kick and follow-up striking flurries. Cro Cop's record stands at 16-2-2, with the loss to Nogueira and what was arguably a fluke result when Kevin Randleman knocked him out. Cro Cop avenged the loss to Randleman with an equally surprising result - he forced the wrestler to submit to a guillotine choke.

Much like the inevitable Mir-Arlovski contest, Fedor vs Cro Cop will inevitably shape the future of the entire division in PRIDE. Unlike the UFC's division, however, PRIDE have a handful of more than able challengers waiting to take their chances.

Aleksander Emelianenko is perhaps the logical successor to his older brother. While his record is not quite as impeccable as Fedor's, 6-1 with the only loss being to Cro Cop is definitely nothing to be ashamed of. Aleksander is even more physically imposing than his brother - at 6 feet 6 inches and 275 pounds he has half a foot and fourty pounds over Emelianenko the elder. Alex is perhaps less of a grappler than Fedor, but he's one hell of a knock out artist.

Fabricio Werdum (5-0-1) will soon be challenging Rodrigo Nogueira for the honour of being the premier grappler in the promotion. Werdum, a former World BJJ Champion, was recruited from relative obscurity to train with the Cro Cop Squad Gym - Mirko learning to defend himself on the mat, Werdum getting the chance to train with the best striker in MMA. The results have proved to be devastating, as Tom Erikson found out in Werdum's PRIDE debut.

Two men are currently angling for Cro Cop's position as top striker: Mark Hunt and Sergei Kharitonov. Kharitonov, only 24 years old and already 11-1-0, fights out of the Russian Top Team and his only loss was a perfectly respectable decision to Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira in the Heavyweight Grand Prix semi finals. Kharitonov is primarily a striker but has won fights by submission before also, and his amazing skills despite his youth make him a virtual lock for greatness - barring any serious injury.

Mark Hunt, meanwhile, is very much in the Cro Cop mould. The New Zealander stands just 5'10 and a stocky 250lb, and is a recent defection from K-1. With a mixed martial arts record of 2-1, he has a knock out of Dan Bobish and a split decision in a mixed-weight exhibition over no less than Vanderlei Silva, with his loss being to light heavyweight judoka Hidehiko Yoshida in his debut. Despite this shaky start, Hunt will only improve as he gets to grips with grappling, and may find himself in a title challenging position soon.

Tomorrow, we'll take a look at the premier division in the sport, the 205lb. guys. We hit a little more difficulty after that, as PRIDE's 205er division has a much broader catchment area than the UFC's.

WWE Vengeance 2005 Preview

WWE's Vengeance is set to begin in approximately 7 hours. On paper this could be a very middle on the road pay per view. There should be some strong matches and moments but other aspects worry me a little. Here are the matches and my thoughts, hopes and predictions on the card.


World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs. Triple H (Hell in a Cell)
This feud has been going strong since the day after the Royal Rumble — officially anyway. Prior to that the company had been teasing the upcoming feud and Batista face turn. Whatever the result of this match I hope it is the end of the feud for quite a while. From a company standpoint, Batista needs to win. They've invested a lot of time and money into developing him into this role. Because of how long this feud has been he hasn't really gotten the opportunity to show more of his personality. We know that Triple H considers this to be "his" match but fans just aren't buying it. A loss in the Cell won't damage his career in the least. And giving the win to Batista can allow the company to move forward in a new era of Raw. Prediction: I think Batista should win but I won't be surprised if he doesn't.

Kane vs. Edge (w/Lita)
What can be said about this that hasn't been said already? The worst part is that they simply don't have good matches together. Remember Edge's return last year around Backlash and the small feud with Kane? Not much better. They seemingly don't have any chemistry in the ring together. Even with the addition of Lita at ringside to act as spoiler I don't expect the match quality to improve. Prediction: Edge so the feud can continue.

WWE Champion John Cena vs. Christian vs. Chris Jericho
This is probably the most important match on the card from a company standpoint. Here we have in Jericho one veteran returning to form and possibly the top of the card again. One veteran in Christian who is connecting with the audience in a major way the past few months. And a star who can possibly reignite the wrestling industry in Cena with the strong crowd response he is getting. So who do you give the title too? They all deserve it. All three can carry the ball. And all three have a really strong connection with the crowd.

It isn't too much of a stretch to think that the winner of this match will be drafted to SmackDown this Thursday. So who will it be? As much as the crowd likes Cena he just hasn't been performing up to snuff in the ring the past year. Both Raw and Smackdown have the roster depth to hide this shortcoming. But Jericho is close to signing a new contract (if he hasn't already). He's proven he can carry the ball and is willing to elevate other wrestlers. That seems to be Smackdown's milieu. Jericho in SmackDown's main event or uppercard can be just what the brand needs. Then there is Christian whose star is rising faster than probably anybody else's in recent memory. He's a proven performer in the ring and is one of the best superstars in the WWE at getting an angle over. With him at the helm it sends a very strong message to the lockerroom that paying your dues and doing what is asked can result in good things if you are willing to learn and improve.

Prediction: Rough. Very, very rough. I'm going with Christian and a move to SmackDown with him on Thursday. I also expect he and Cena to continue their feud while on seperate brands leading to a match at SummerSlam.

Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels
This should be the best match on the card/ Their WrestleMania match tore the house down and is going down as one of the best matches of all time. How do they follow up? Kurt says he told Vince not to make it a Last Man Standing match which is a smart move. These guys can wrestle so let them wrestle without the frills. Prediction: The fans win. Besides that, from a writing standpoint it would make more sense for Kurt to win. Allowing Kurt to have two wins and no losses over Shawn can be a very, very strong seed for a future storyline.

Intercontinental Champion Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin
First, let me just say that I hope they bring back the other two C's of Carlito's name. As to this match, I have no idea what to expect besides a Carlito win. Some other columnist on one of the sheetsites was predicting Snitsky to help out Carlito but I don't think it will. I see Christian moving to SmackDown and Tyson Tomko becoming Cartlio's new bodyguard. Prediction: Shelton puts on a hell of a performance but Carlito ekes out a win.

Victoria vs. Christy
Oy vey. Ok, first off, nobody is buying Christy as a serious competitor in the ring at this time. I hope WWE realizes this. She may be nice, pretty, whatever, but she looks so non-threatening and obviously doesn't have the ring skills yet to make this match interesting. I have an idea their going to abandon the "angry" Christy stuff in favor of something more believable. WWE had to notice the fac pops Victoria has been getting for beating up the non-wrestling Divas a couple weeks ago and with her attack on Christy. So what could they do? Bring back somebody who hates Victoria even more: Trish Stratus. Prediction: No contest.

In addition we're supposed to be seeing the next step in the Viscera/Lillian angle which I am really looking forward to.

A few other comments: What about a tg title match? They have a few make shirt tag teams in Maven/Simon Dean, Regal/Tajiri and a "real" tag team in the Heart Throbs. So will they have something on Heat? Wait and see I think. In any case, I don't expect Hurricane and Rosey to lose the tag titles for a while simply because there really isn't anything for the tag titles to do besides just sit around their waists. The tag title situation hasn't been this bad on Raw since 1995.

Overall, the pay per view should be interesting with a few high spots and a few low. They've had more than enough time to put more into the pay per view despite the draft being firmly around it. I can see why they didn't want to have too many storylines leading in because of that but the tag title situation, for example, is one that could have been developed for it. My expectations are sorta of low especially after the amazing ECW: One Night Stand but I could be surprised by some steller performances. Unfortunately, this seems to be a story driven pay per view rather than in-ring driven. That isn't necessarily bad but it doesn't allow for a truly standout experience which is a shame given the use of Hell in the Cell and some potentially great matches.

OVW TV Report for 6/25/05...

Taped, as always, from the Davis Arena in Louisville, KY on the Wednesday before this aired. You go look up the date if you're a completist archiving wrestling history, I'm too lazy this week..

- We start with a clip of Synn "returning" and attacking Beth Phoenix from last week, which is apparently supposed to be a big deal. Synn is Cornette's girlfriend and is really gross.

- LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOAHAR!

- Our Hosts are Jim Cornette and Dean "The Duke of Louisville" Hill. Tonight Bolin and Cornette reveal their Six Flags teams, a "Beat the Champ TV Title" rematch, the Blonde Bombers and Ken Anderson get ready for Chris Cage and the Dudleys at Six Flags.

Danny Inferno (w/ Synn) v.s. "The" Paul Burchill. Synn is rocking about 4 double chins and is grosser than ever. Burchill is well on his way to getting in WWE shape. This Friday, Danny Inferno and Aaron "The Idol" Stevens blow off their six month long running feud. Solid match here but nothing special. I'm high on Paul Burchill, especially knowing the crazy spots he used to do in England. The only trace of that here was a standing moonsault attempt. Inferno hits a Michinoku Driver #2 for a 2-count. Burchill reaches in his tights to either pull out a chain or whack off. Synn sprays him with mace and Inferno hits a flatliner for the three count.

Next Team Bolin Services and Team OVW will be announced!

- OVW in Derby Park Expo 5 and the WWE PPV. Five big matches! One low price!

- OVW Fundraiser. Receive a portion of the money OVW doesn't make on shows!

- OVWrestling.com

- Ad for "Raw Live". See all the Raw superstars... Batista, HHH, Shelton Benjamin, Ric Flair, and... CHRIS BENOIT. Plus Chris Jericho, Trish Stratus, Edge, and more! Saturday July 16th!

- Tonight we reveal the teams for the Elimination Match at Kentucky Kingdom. It's Kenny "Starmaker" Bolin with "The Giant Killer" Mike Mondo, and Blaster Lasheley. The losing manager will kiss the feet of the winning manager. Mike Mondo is the first member the team, big surprise. The second member of "Team BS" is Blaster Lasheley. God, he sounds like Michael Jackson, this is not good for a monster heel. Cornette says Bolin is a "Big Man in Any Town". Cornette announces Elijah Burke as the first member of his team, and the second member is the OVW Heavyweight Champion, "The Shooter" Brent Albright. Bolin says you rushed him. His third member of his team is Ken Donne. Donne says he was held back so he's going to embarass Jim Cornette. An update when we come back.

- OVW at Six Flags Friday July 6. Dudleys/Cage v.s. Blonde Bombers/Ken Anderson. Team BS v.s. Team Cornette. Apparently Cornette has a "mystery partner" to round out his team. Aaron Stevens v.s. Danny Inferno. The Thrillseekers v.s. Da Beast and Osama (w/ Mo Greene.

- Let us take you back to last week when Chris Cage fought both Blond Bombers and lost, setting up the match at Six Flags.

Here comes Tank Toland, Chad Toland, Ken Anderson, Jillian Hall, and Melissa Coates for an interview. Ken Anderson is now "Mr. Anderson" or something. He claims everyone is a "natural blonde" and is "over six foot two". Tank Toland says they are the "alpha males" and are the "top of the food chain". Tank says he beat Chris Cage all by himself last week and Chad would have beaten Cage if Cage wasn't a cheater.

- OVW Live in Vernon. 6 big matches July 8.

- Let us take you back to last week with The Thrillseekers v.s. Osama and Da Beast. Mo Greene interfered to help the heels win.

- Osama and Da Beast v.s. Chet the Jet and Nick Nemuth. Pretty dull match. Mo Green sits in on commentary and explains after the Heartbreakers "stabbed him in the back" and left him behind in OVW, he looked for a new team. He asked the Thrillseekers if he could manage them and they told him no, so he went to Osama and Da Beast and now he's going to get his revenge on them for turning him down. Anyway, Osama and the Da Beast finally win clean with a sidewalk slam/elbow combination doubleteam.

- Ken Donne (w/ Kenny Bolin) v.s. Deuce Shade. Beat the Champ TV Title match. Deuce Shade was Jimmy Snuka, Jr before, now he's got some kind of lame "The Gambler"/Kill Bill gimmick. He throws a deck of cards into the crowd. Deuce hits a nice top rope legdrop/armbreaker and later a top rope leg lariat, but this is quite dull. Cornette hard sells the Six Flags Show. Donne hits the Donneation for a 2 count and he can't believe it. Bolin tries to hit Shade with the briefcase but gets punched out. Mike Mondo runs in and hits Shade with the briefcase. Elbow drop by Donne and he gets a 3 count. Donne is the new TV champ and gets ... one thousand dollars. Blaster hits a powerslam on Shade. Albright and Elijah Burke hit the ring and clean house until Bolin throws powder in their eyes. Cornette goes crazy and says "THAT'S TOO DAMN MUCH" and hits the ring. He starts punching Bolin like crazy. Hill goes "OH JESUS, NO" as Donne decks Cornette and Blaster Lasheley gives him a big powerslam. Bolin takes his shoes and sock off and Donne makes Cornette kiss Bolin's foot. Hill is really racking up the "JESUS" count here as he gets another mention and a "Good GAWD" in. There's a huge pop! It's Eugene with a KENDO STICK. Huge "EUGENE" chant. Dinsmore goes crazy and clears the ring with Kendo stick shots. Cornette and Eugene hug. We'll be back with a final word from Team OVW.

- Cornette cuts a classic promo to close out the show. Deuce Shade will be guarding the door with a kendo stick. He says Mama Dinsmore named him Nick but the world knows him as Eugene and he will be the third man in Team OVW. Lots of great lines in this one as Cornette uses a bottle of water to try to wash the taste of Bolin's foot.

Wow... this show was very dull, but that angle at the end was super-hot and a great promo by Cornette saved it. The stuff at the end makes the show worth checking out this week.