New WWE Products

For a change of pace today how about we take a look at some of the new products offered by WWE Shopzone? Inside you'll find pics and links to these WWE Shopzone Exclusive products. Let's take a look. Warning: if you're on dial-up this may take a while to load.

First up, we've got William Regal's autobiography which is sure to be of interest to most of us. The man has had a long career full of ups and downs. I can't snark on the idea of this book. Just the cover design...




Would you like a replica of the Undertaker's hat? You can have a lot of fun with this. Wanna be a pimp? Throw a purple feather on it.






How about some rookie Divas? Here's a Joy Giavanni poster. Her ass is really hungry. Remember when Christy Hemme had that problem?





Here's a poster of Maria: everybody's favorite backstage Raw interviewer! She has a theory that this picture was taken by WWE photographers to show off just how adorable she is.







Raw's newest make-up lady, Candice Michaelle, is using her non-verbal communication skills to let you know that the water is cold.





Hey! It's Trish Stratus and she's wearing her maid of honor outfit! If you're getting married soon try to convince the maid of honor to dress like this.





Here's something surely inspired by Jerry Lawler: The Divas wastebasket! It's a lot of fun! Let's do this South Park style.

Step 1 Stare at wastebasket
Step 2 ???
Step 3 Throw away tissue



Now this is a WTF? product. A Rey Mysterio hooded towel...? What sense does a hooded towel make? And if they are making a hooded towel, why isn't it a Tazz hooded towel? Or even a Kane hooded towel? When has Rey ever worn a towel on his head? And who would even want one let alone wear one? Seriously, somebody let me know.