I promised Stefan I’d write something for the site because I’ve been absent for a while now, so here it is: I’m drawing a blank.
I’ll start with a confession: the only ways I follow professional wrestling any more is from habitual visits to the Wrestling Observer, Puroresu Power and RSPW. I can’t summon the will to sit in front of the TV for two hours, twice a week, and watch bland, predictable WWE TV any more. I’m not exactly sure why, because I forced myself to watch SummerSlam and, while it wasn’t perfect, it rekindled a bit of a spark for my old love of the mat game. Certainly nothing on it was horrible.
So this week, for the first time in a year, I sat down to watch the two hour international Smackdown. I did it with the benefit of fast forward, but here are my random impressions.
- Mr. Ken Kennedy could be the future of Smackdown, if they give him time to grow. That said, we’ve said similar things about Carlito, and it led to him promptly being transferred to Raw and lost in the crowd. He comes off like The Rock and looks like Bob Holly, but he’s not half bad at all for a new character. This is not a cue for WWE creative to push him to the moon and completely over expose him.
- Randy Orton, like any non-charismatic face, is 1,000% more entertaining as a heel. I won’t pretend I like him, but he has much more potential for entertainment this way.
- JBL will forever be on that borderline between love and hate. He sucks, but he’s far more amusing than he has any right to be on the mic.
- Paul Burchill is not ready for prime time network television. Giving him squashes is not the way to work around this.
I have nothing more to add. Meh.