Batista Injured

According to Dave Meltzer at the Wrestling Observer, WWE Superstar Batista was injured in a match last night against Mark Henry. No real information has come out yet, but remember Batista was wrestling through a torn lateral, so speculation (and ONLY speculation) is already beginning that this may lead to early retirement for The Animal.

Edge Wins WWE Heavyweight Title

Following the Elimination Chamber match, Edge craftily decided to cash in his "money in the bank" stipulation and a match immediately began against John Cena. Subsequently, Edge is your new WWE Heavyweight Champion. In other news, hell has frozen over.

Stephanie McMahon Pregnant

As per WWE.com Stephanie McMahon is pregnant. No word yet on whether the child will deliver a 20 minute promo burying its proud parents upon its birth.