WWE Unforgiven 2005 Results

A day late and a dollar short as usual.

1) Ric Flair def. Carlito to become the new Intercontinental Champion. He grabs the mic and says that win means as much to him as any of his 16 World championships. He regrets that his bestt friend Triple H wasn't there to see it. He then grabs some ladies from the crowd.

2) Trish Stratus & Ashley def. Victoria and Torrie Wilson

Flair led the women into his limosine. He waited outside and took some viagra and washed it down with champagne.

3) Big Show def. Gene Snitsky.

4) Shelton Benjamin def. Kerwin White.

5) Matt Hardy def. Edge in a steel cage match. Fantastic match that build towards its finish. Among the best of the year IMO.

6) Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch def. Hurricane & Rosey to capture the World Tag Team Championship.

7) Shawn Michaels def. Chris Masters.

The women left Flair's limo. He then climbed out backwards covered in sweat, ass hanging out of his tights. Pulled his tights up. Took a swig of champagne from the bootle. Was about to "Woooo" but stopped. Flair flopped onto the cement. Ha!

8) Kurt Angle def. John Cena by DQ when Cena hit Angle with the WWE Championship belt in front of the ref. Cena retained.