Great American Bash Results
1) Animal & Heidenreich def. MNM to capture the WWE tag team championships with the Doomsday Device. Post-match, Animal grabbed a mic, looked up and said "Hawk that match was for you."
Eddie Guererro announced that Rey's son Dominic would be at ringside.
2) Booker T def. Christian with the axe kick off the second rope.
Melina was backstage saying MNM would get the tag titles back and that fans would not see her in her bra and panties.
3) Orlando Jordan def. Chris Benoit to retain the US Championship by using an exposed turnbuckle. Benoit got a standing ovation after.
4) Undertaker def. Muhammed Hassan with a chokeslam to become #1 contender for the World Heavyweight championship. Lots of interferance from the "sympathizers" who carried Hassan to the ring. Post match UT takes out the "sympathizers" and Daivari. He removes two pieces of grating from the ramp and gives Hassan the Last Ride through it. We see Hassan lying all twisted a minute later presumeably with a broken neck or "dead".
Torrie said she's going to prove girls can kick ass. Then we see a bloody Hassan being loaded onto a stretcher.
5) Mexicools def. the bWo in a fun little match when Stevie took a springboard moonsault from Super Crazy followed by a guillotine legdrop from Psichosis.
Rey and a now blonde Dominic. Dominic is scared. Rey says he loves him and everything will be ok. Looking at Dominic I bet the secret is that Samoa Joe is his father. They look identical.
6) Rey Mysterio def. a very heelish Eddie Guererro with a crucifix pin after a cocky pin attempt by Eddie. Lots of great psychology in this match. At one point after Eddie uses Dominic to get an advantage over Rey Tazz yells out "Eddie is a freakin' asshole". Lots of heat in this one. Eddie throws a fit after the match since he lost and now the secret can't be told because of his promise. Cough.
Standard JBL promo.
7) Melina def. Torrie in a bra and panties match. then Torrie tears off Melina's pants to totally expose her bra and panties. Then Candie takes off her top and hot pants to show off hers. Which is the standard ending of these things.
SD:NOT IN THE SHOW! At the bar we saw the pay per view at we saw Eugene leaving. He talked to a couple fans and gave a non-Eugene wave to everybody. Since Raw is here (Cleveland) tonight, presumably he will be on the show. Back to the Bash, though, his timing made us realize he was smarter than the rest of us because...
8) JBL def. Batista by DQ when the ref catches Batista hitting JBL with a steel chair. Horrible match. Just horrible. Ending came when Orlando "Virgil" Jordan came to the ring after a ref bump to help out his boss JBL. Batista is fighting them off until he uses a chair on them. Post-match Batista takes them out with repeated chairshots to their prone bodies. He leaves. Sees JBL smiling in the ring. Batist returns and gives the Cabinet members a Batista bomb each. Somehow that is more brutal than the chair shots. Words cannot describe how bad this match was.
Eddie Guererro announced that Rey's son Dominic would be at ringside.
2) Booker T def. Christian with the axe kick off the second rope.
Melina was backstage saying MNM would get the tag titles back and that fans would not see her in her bra and panties.
3) Orlando Jordan def. Chris Benoit to retain the US Championship by using an exposed turnbuckle. Benoit got a standing ovation after.
4) Undertaker def. Muhammed Hassan with a chokeslam to become #1 contender for the World Heavyweight championship. Lots of interferance from the "sympathizers" who carried Hassan to the ring. Post match UT takes out the "sympathizers" and Daivari. He removes two pieces of grating from the ramp and gives Hassan the Last Ride through it. We see Hassan lying all twisted a minute later presumeably with a broken neck or "dead".
Torrie said she's going to prove girls can kick ass. Then we see a bloody Hassan being loaded onto a stretcher.
5) Mexicools def. the bWo in a fun little match when Stevie took a springboard moonsault from Super Crazy followed by a guillotine legdrop from Psichosis.
Rey and a now blonde Dominic. Dominic is scared. Rey says he loves him and everything will be ok. Looking at Dominic I bet the secret is that Samoa Joe is his father. They look identical.
6) Rey Mysterio def. a very heelish Eddie Guererro with a crucifix pin after a cocky pin attempt by Eddie. Lots of great psychology in this match. At one point after Eddie uses Dominic to get an advantage over Rey Tazz yells out "Eddie is a freakin' asshole". Lots of heat in this one. Eddie throws a fit after the match since he lost and now the secret can't be told because of his promise. Cough.
Standard JBL promo.
7) Melina def. Torrie in a bra and panties match. then Torrie tears off Melina's pants to totally expose her bra and panties. Then Candie takes off her top and hot pants to show off hers. Which is the standard ending of these things.
SD:NOT IN THE SHOW! At the bar we saw the pay per view at we saw Eugene leaving. He talked to a couple fans and gave a non-Eugene wave to everybody. Since Raw is here (Cleveland) tonight, presumably he will be on the show. Back to the Bash, though, his timing made us realize he was smarter than the rest of us because...
8) JBL def. Batista by DQ when the ref catches Batista hitting JBL with a steel chair. Horrible match. Just horrible. Ending came when Orlando "Virgil" Jordan came to the ring after a ref bump to help out his boss JBL. Batista is fighting them off until he uses a chair on them. Post-match Batista takes them out with repeated chairshots to their prone bodies. He leaves. Sees JBL smiling in the ring. Batist returns and gives the Cabinet members a Batista bomb each. Somehow that is more brutal than the chair shots. Words cannot describe how bad this match was.
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